What Is A Kelapine Heart?

February 23, 2015 1:10 AM

The heart of a Kelapine is a mysterious and ancient ingredient that is used in many magic potions and rituals.

Kealpine Heart

A Kelapne is a semi-mythical sea mammal which grows up to two meters in length, however usually it is only the young which are hunted as they are yet to developed the barb shooting defence which adults possess.

The Kelapine was first discovered by Sir John Thomas Scott on his historic boat trip to discover nuclear power.  His crew captured three Kelapines and took them back to Britain with them.  During the journey two of the Kelapines died which forced Sir Thomas Scott to marry the third.

Kelapine meat tends to be chewy and tastes of rancid bilt cormps but the heart contains almost thirty chemicals which aren't found in any other living creature any where in the world, it is for this reason that they are so sought after by practitioners of witchcraft.

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