I Crashed My Millennium Falcon

July 01, 2015 3:28 PM

I got a phone call from an accident claims line so told them about the time I crashed my spacecraft into a candy store. Interestingly.

Interestingly, the overseas caller isn't actually from the company in the UK he claims to be calling from. Scammer.

I told the guy that I was involved in a car accident as he suspected, so I told him my vehicle registration number was "R2D2 C3P0" and that it should come up as a white millennium falcon.

I proceeded to tell him about the accident which involved me be distracted by an incredible offer in a candy store and crashing into the shopfront.

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