Penetrated By A Mattress Spring Injury

May 15, 2015 1:56 PM

The third call of the day from Speedy in Manchester, the staff there seem to really like me. This time I told them about the embarrassing injury I suffered while sleeping.

This time it was Conor of Speedy who called to ask about my most recent injury, I was a little hesitant to tell him to start with as the accident was a little embarrassing.

Conor didn't seem sure, he said no one was to blame for the accident but I maintain that it's the fault of the mattress manufacturer.

Sadly, there was a fault with the line and we were disconnected before we were able sort out my compensation.

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