I just got a call from Kevin at a very helpful man from an Indian-based web and graphic design company. He'd noticed that I'd recently bought a new domain name for a charity project I'm helping out with and he called to see if I needed a new website.
I told him that I didn't need his help as I have twenty years experience in making websites as a hobby, although it's not my main job. Kevin was intrigued by this and asked what I do full time.
I explained to him that I'm a skeleton cleaner based in the UK. Which basically means that every 18 years when the exhume the corpse I clean and polish them before they are re-buried.
When I told him I'm very busy as I have a contracted with a company to ensure there's always plenty of skeletons for me to clean, Kevin lost interest and hung up without evening saying goodbye. How rude... lucky I have my five cats here with me to talk to.