Steam Roller Injury

May 15, 2015 1:21 PM

Speedy in Manchester called for the second time today, this time trying to help me with an accident I was involved in with a steamroller.

Keeley called again and a little accent-based misunderstanding about her company's name, it became clear that she is so bored in her job that she'd rather have me make up a fictional accident for her amusement rather than trying to earn actual commission.

This time I told her, I was hit by a steamroller in 2013 but luckily it only effected my left leg. Keeley didn't seem too concerned and said she's phone back later.

I'm looking forward to speaking to her again.
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