A Potion To Make Everything You Touch Turn To Chocolate

August 21, 2018 6:00 AM ‐ Potions

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I'm going to show you how to make a potion to give you the power to make everything you touch turn into delicious chocolate.

The first thing you'll need to do is take your cauldron or brewing pot and place it exactly 12 inches away from the edge of a table, then simply and the following simple ingredients...

1. Swamp Water

Golden Touch Potion

Swamp water makes an excellent base for a metallical-transfiguration potion like this one. Pour about one cupsworth into your cauldron.

2. Monk's Grass

Golden Touch Potion

Next add a husk of monk's grass, this can be picked by hand in most riverside landfill sites.

3. Crocodile Tears

Golden Touch Potion

Then add a whole bottle of crocodile tears, I bought this bottle in Argos, on the High Street, near the post office.

4. Tacktillions

Golden Touch Potion

Next add about a handful of tacktillions, but obviously don't touch them with your hand, unless you want your fingers to drop off.

5. Chocolate

Chocolate Potion

Finally, to activate your potion, drop in one piece of chocolate.

6. Dip

Golden Touch Potion

Dip your hand into the potion and get it coated in the juices to begin the charm.

7. Transform

Chocolate Potion

From now on, anything you touch will turn to chocolate. From spoons, to phones, to PlayStation controllers and even laptops.

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