How To Become A Jedi
Have you ever wanted to use The Force like a Jedi? This potion will help you raise your midichlorians levels and show you the way, so you can be like Master Yoga, Annie Kin, or Dark Vader.
1. Cosmic Dust
First add in some cosmic dust from a galaxy far far away.
2. Dung Worm
Next, add a dung worm, fresh from the soils of Tatooine. Be careful not to let the worm touch your skin due to the strong odour.
3. Wookie Steak
The add 100g of wookie steak. You can get this for selected outposts, not everywhere sells it as wookie steak can be a bit chewy.
4. Blue Milk
Finally pour in about 0.017 astronomical units of blue milk.
The best way to think of The Force is like is like duct tape, it has a dark side and a light side, and it binds the galaxy together. You'll need to decided whether you want to join the light side like Luke Skystalker, or the dark side like Emperor Clementine.
Simply add salt for the light side, or pepper for the dark side.
I've chosen the dark as one day I'd like a cool red light saver and my own Depth Star.
Drink your potion and you'll instantly gain access to your new powers, such as the ability to kill any living thing in a flash, and the ability to move objects with your mind.
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