How To Become Famous Using Magic

Pour in $78's worth of of champagne, the kind that pop stars drink every day for breakfast.

Then add one nugget of marti-pellow-biroxadine, which is more commonly known as "fool's gold".

And lastly, add in a handful of sage, a common ingredient in witchcraft and potion making. We're using sage because it rhymes with stage.

Stir the mixture with a silver spoon, then collect some of the potion with the spoon and pour it on to the back of your hand.

You should become instantly more bling and get everything you associate with success, including fame itself.

Instead of wasting the rest of your potion, simply warm it up and add some croutons to make a delicious soup.