How To Become Famous Using Magic

November 10, 2017 6:00 AM ‐ Potions

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Many people have asked me to show them how to make a potion to make them famous. The instructions below will tell you how you can achieve a high level of fame, using a magic. You don't need any talent at all, just like a Kardashian.

So, if you want to live the dream and ride around in a sports car and live with Beverly Hills, just follow these simple steps.

First you'll need your trusty cauldron, if you don't have one, you could use a fruit bowl or an old hat.

1. Champagne

Pour in $78's worth of of champagne, the kind that pop stars drink every day for breakfast.

2. Marti-Pellow-Biroxadine

Then add one nugget of marti-pellow-biroxadine, which is more commonly known as "fool's gold".

3. Sage

And lastly, add in a handful of sage, a common ingredient in witchcraft and potion making. We're using sage because it rhymes with stage.

4. Stir & Collect

Stir the mixture with a silver spoon, then collect some of the potion with the spoon and pour it on to the back of your hand.

5. Transformation

You should become instantly more bling and get everything you associate with success, including fame itself.

6. Sage & Champagne Soup

Instead of wasting the rest of your potion, simply warm it up and add some croutons to make a delicious soup.

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