How To Become More Beautiful With A Magic Potion
February 03, 2019 6:00 AM ‐ Potions
If you've ever dreamt of becoming more beautiful and less like a hippocrocafrog, then this potion is for you. All you'll need is your favourite cauldron and a few simple ingredients.
1. Sugar
First drop in one Dutch spoonful of brown sugar.
2. Spice
Next sprinkle in about 40 childrams of a spice of your choice, I'm using Benetton.
3. Whole Tinned Rice
Then if you like, you can add in a whole tin of whole tinned rice.
4. Rejuvaloft
Next add one bottle of the butification liquid, rejuvaloft.
5. Princess’ Eyelash
And finally you'll need to drop in the eyelash of a princess. Be sure to ask for her permission before cutting it off.
Then stir your mixture using a pine wood spoon and apply some to your fugly face. You'll then need to stare at yourself in the mirror. At first you'll appear as pig-like as ever, but turn the light off and back on again and you'll see your new beautiful face.
If you like what you see, simply tap 'save' on the accompanying app, or 'undo' to revert back to your previous face.
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