How To Get Laser Vision

One large, fiery chili pepper, ideally it should be about 14 billion scovatrons.

Then pour in a whole bottle of the delicious dark berry juice known as flipstentien.

Then using your fingers drop in four medlick sanderbeans, the fresh ones are best as they smell less.

Finally add in a few splashes of one of the spiciest sauces known to human mankind, Tabascoid Sauce.

Drink the contents of the chalice but remember it may be spicy, so have some milk on stand by.

Then simply concentrate on an object you'd like to blast. Stare at it and think of it's destruction.

I practiced with a chicken's leg joint as it's easy to see the full power of the laser on its fleshy leg flaps. Once the chicken leg is cooked to perfection, you know your laser beam eye system is working.

A word of warning: do NOT use your laser eyes around flammable materials, or at gas stations.