How To Make A Potion To Give You Wings
June 06, 2017 8:40 AM ‐ Potions
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Have you ever wanted to fly like Tinkerbell or a penguin? Well here's a potion to make your flying fantasies become as true as lemonade. Of course, if you really want wings you could try Redbull but magic is always a better option.
1. Milk
The first thing you'll need to do is pour 1 litre of fresh cow's milk into your cauldron.
2. Bird Feather
Then add a feather from a bird called Gary, the bird MUST be called Gary or there is no way this potion will ever work.
3. Tawnymoth Weed
Next add some tawnymoth weed, it's best to collect this fresh from the underside of a manatee, about a handful should be enough.
4. Magic Beans
Then add five magic beans.
5. Test Acidity
This potion can be dangerous to the human drinking system so you need to test it before consumption using a slice of litmus paper.
6. Dip The Litmus
Dip the litmus paper into the liquid and check for an anti-acidic quota of -Ph478.
7. Check The Litmus Paper
If the litmus paper comes out red then you're good go, the potion is safe to drink.
8. Fatal Error
If the litmus paper turns blue then an error has occurred and the batch of potion should be destroyed or given to dogs.
9. Serving Suggestion
Serve your potion with a slice of lemon and drink immediately.
10. Wings
Your wings will develop within three or four minutes
Your new sings may be small and weak to start with but will grow and strength over time until you have the power to fly like a Boeing 29-7.
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