How To Make A Rememberall

First add a whole bottle of amberson's syrup, it's a rare bisexual melamene fluid which can be obtained from the benecular gland of the grand pubus.

Next you need some of this stuff. I can't remember what it is, but I bought it from a man called Martin, or John, or Simon... or it could have be Simone. Add about 14.2.6 microchasms into your potion.

Then add three thin slices of Spanish chorizo to help speed up the reaction. I got my chorizo from Dusseldorf, the capital city of Spain.

The key ingredient in this potion is an alarm clock. It can be either a battery powered or wind up clock.

Then using a wooden spoon, stir well your mixture well.

Add a small amount of the potion in to a small glass jar or bottle, use a pipette to do this more easily.

Then seal the jar using a cork and you have your very own rememberall.

Hold the rememberall in your hand, if it turns red then you have forgotten something.

If it turns red, tap the rememberall twice and it will print a to-do list on any WiFi enabled printer.