How To Make A Weight Loss Potion

July 11, 2018 6:00 AM ‐ Potions
Are you struggling with your post-Christmas, new year's diet? Well here's how to make a homeopathic weight loss potion and sheds pounds in days!

Introduced by German scientist William Schmitt in 1856.  Its guiding principle that “like cures like”.
So, as excessive eating cause weight gain, the best way to cure it is with food but homeopathic remedies must be highly diluted.

This process is called potentization.  On the centesimal scale, we're making a 2C potion here.  The more dilute the remedy, the more potent it is.

1. Alcohol

How To Make A Homeopathic Weight Loss Potion

First we need to added the causes of weight gain in to a blender. We all drink to excess over the festive period so first add a bottle of beer and a glass of wine.

2. Chocolate

How To Make A Homeopathic Weight Loss Potion

Next add some chocolates, I'm sure we've all had one too many quality avenues over the last few weeks.

3. Mince Pie

How To Make A Homeopathic Weight Loss Potion

Then add a bad fatty fat-fat mince pie.

4. Christmas Diner

How To Make A Homeopathic Weight Loss Potion

Finally add a Christmas dinner with all the trimmings and don't forget the pigs in blankets, they're some times also called cows in camouflage and donkeys in double denim.

5. Blend

How To Make A Homeopathic Weight Loss Potion

Then blend the ingredients until you having something the resembles the consistency of human vomit.

6. Potentization

How To Make A Homeopathic Weight Loss Potion

Next you'll need your caldron and poor in 2 litres of pure water, this will become the base of our first step of potentization.

7. Drip One Drop

How To Make A Homeopathic Weight Loss Potion

We begin the process by taking a drip dropleter and dripping one drop of the food into the water. We have now diluted the cause it water but remember, the more dilute the remedy, the more potent it is so we must repeat this step.

8. Double Potentization

How To Make A Homeopathic Weight Loss Potion

Take a slayton flask full of water and drip one drop of the stage one juices in to the flask, this gives us our 2C homeopathic potion.

Transfer into a glass and drink this three times a day instead of your regular meal and you'll see a decrease in weight in now time at all.

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