How To Talk To The Undead At Halloween

October 05, 2017 6:00 AM ‐ PotionsHalloween

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If you'd like to be able to speak to the undead, then in this guide I'll tell you how you can brew a potion which will allow you to see dead people walking around like regular people.

1. Determine If A Spirit Is Present

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First you'll need to check there's a dead person nearby, the easiest way to do this is with a pendulum. Simply hold the pendulum and call out to the spirits with the question "is anyone there?" If a spirit is present, the pendulum will swing from left to right to indicate 'yes'.

2. Add Water

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Once you know there's someone there to talk to, it's time to make your potion. As it's Halloween, I'm using a pumpkin instead of my usual cauldron. First add a 100th of a hundred bottles of rain water.

3. Vulture's Blood

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Followed by one small sized bottle of fresh vulture's blood.

4. Add A Bat's Wing

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Then drop in a whole bat wing, ideally from a Transylvanian vampire bat, but any bat will do.

5. Add Dog's Breath Toadstools

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Next drop in a handful of dog's breath toadstools.

6. Serve Potion

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Then as always stir your mixture well and collect some in a glass.

7. Drink

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Drink the potion down in one go and you'll soon be able to see any spirits which are near and talk to it to.

8. Talk To The Dead

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Find a spirit you like the looks of and invite them to sit down with you for a chat.

9. Tame The Spirit

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If the spirit starts to become agitated, the best way to calm it down is to offer it a humbug.

10. Punish The Spirit

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If the minty candy doesn't work, then you could always try using your stun gun.

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