Humans Can Lay Eggs After Drinking This Potion

May 15, 2018 6:00 AM ‐ Potions

A step-by-step guide on how to use a magical potion to change your physiology to allow you to lay your own eggs like a bird, an emu or a fox.

1. Mikuknell Fluid

How To Make A Potion To Let You Lay Eggs

First pour in a bottle of mikuknell fluid, it's sometimes also known as "simply red."

2. A Whole Chicken's Egg

How To Make A Potion To Let You Lay Eggs

The add a whole chicken egg. Break it open and pour out the inner white and yellow globulettes, be careful not to get any of this in your potion, you just want the shell.

3. A Racoon’s Egg

How To Make A Potion To Let You Lay Eggs

The add an egg fresh from the bottom hole of a female racoon.

4. Rixadoxs Resin

How To Make A Potion To Let You Lay Eggs

Finally sprinkle in some rixadoxs resin, a jarbandium red crosu-fluid.

5. Drink

How To Make A Potion To Let You Lay Eggs

The great thing about this potion is that it's not only very powerful but it’s also delicious. Drink the potion to initiate the magic.

6. Lay Egg

How To Make A Potion To Let You Lay Eggs

After a few sips you'll feel a strange urge that you've never felt before, but don't be tempted to push. Instead let the egg naturally get laid out of your egg pipe.

7. Cook

How To Make A Potion To Let You Lay Eggs

Human eggs can be eaten just like chicken eggs, but of course they taste like hammers and if eaten raw can result in loss of bladder control.

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