How To Get Spider Powers Using A Magic Potion

First take your cauldron and coat the outside in lard for protection.

The clear the room of evil forces using burning sage.

Next pour in exactly 14.2cm of water in to your cauldron.

And drop in one ripened household cherry.

Then add a 12cm length of pontipride spider cobweb.

You'll next need to add a catalyst to your potion, I'm using this radioactive plutonium fuel rod.

Next put the lid back on the cauldron, after a few seconds it will start to vibrate violently as the magic initiates.

Then remove the lid and inhale the green toxic fumes.

Your powers should start instantly and you can use them to make the world a better place, by shooting web form your wrists like a spider.

And by climbing walls, another very useful spider-like ability.