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20 Results Found For 'phonecall'.

  • Unsecured Finances: Are They OK?

    April 13, 2018 2:13 PM

    A man called John from the Gorman Bank scheme to make sure I didn't have any unsecured finances. After making sure he was OK, I told him all about my unsafe cash.

  • Rude Indian Call Centre Man Says I Have A Chin Like A Lobster's Ass

    October 30, 2017 10:00 PM

    I received an unwanted call from an Indian web design company, after speaking to the agent I report him to his superior for being rude and suggest a suitable punishment.

  • Norma Christ Limb Removal Specialists

    October 04, 2017 8:00 AM

    I got a call here at the offices of Norma Christ Limb Removals from someone who wanted to arrange an appointment for her boss who had four legs and need the two additional legs removed.

  • Drug Funded Fetish Website

    September 01, 2017 7:34 PM

    I spoke to two members of staff at a web design company based in India who wanted to help me build my new "WAM" fetish website.

  • Skeleton Cleaning Service UK

    September 01, 2017 11:58 AM

    I just got a call from Kevin at a very helpful Indian-based web and graphic design company. He noticed I'd just bought a new domain name for a charity project I'm helping out with and called to see if I needed a new website.

  • Dangerous Phone Call From Accident Claims Line

    October 07, 2015 4:16 PM

    I had a very dangerous call from Accident Experts Law today, I hope I can claim for the discomfort they caused me as a result of the call.

  • I Was Attacked By A Shark

    July 28, 2015 4:01 PM

    I got an unsolicited call from someone at United Data Claims, so told him I'd been involved in a high-profile shark attack. He hung up.

  • I Crashed My Millennium Falcon

    July 01, 2015 3:28 PM

    I got a phone call from an accident claims line so told them about the time I crashed my spacecraft into a candy store.

  • Combine Harvester Accident Claim Line Call

    June 22, 2015 3:04 PM

    I got a call from one of those pesky accident claims line people, luckily I had been involved in an accident with a combine harvester in the field so was hoping to get some money.

  • We Buy Any Car Call Again

    May 28, 2015 10:02 AM

    After my last failed appointment with We Buy Any Car I seem to have been tricked into receiving email notifications. So because of my "reply to all" policy, I was forced to make another appointment and today they called to confirm.

  • One Of My Pranks Ends Up On Heart

    May 23, 2015 2:34 PM

    I'd been having fun annoying a certain car trading firm and it got spotted by a friend on my Facebook who happens to have a radio show on Heart London.

  • Penetrated By A Mattress Spring Injury

    May 15, 2015 1:56 PM

    The third call of the day from Speedy in Manchester, the staff there seem to really like me. This time I told them about the embarrassing injury I suffered while sleeping.

  • Steam Roller Injury

    May 15, 2015 1:21 PM

    Speedy in Manchester called for the second time today, this time trying to help me with an accident I was involved in with a steamroller.

  • I Got A Bite From A Radioactive Spider

    May 15, 2015 1:13 PM

    Speed in Manchester called for the third time this week so I asked if I could get compensation for a radioactive spider bite I was unfortunate to receive.

  • Funny Unwanted Calls From Speedy Claim In Manchester

    May 15, 2015 12:23 PM

    A company called Speedy in Manchester keep calling me offering me compensation, so I've been having a bit of fun with them.

  • Faulty Keyboard Injury Claims

    May 14, 2015 12:27 PM

    I just had a call from the very enthusiastic Andrew at Speed in Manchester, he said thousands of pounds are waiting for me after my accident with a computer keyboard.

  • I Should Get Compensation From Filling In A Form Online

    May 12, 2015 12:18 PM

    A man from a company called Speed in Manchester called telling me I can get compensation because I filled in a form online.

  • We Buy Any Car Offer Me A Car Quote

    May 06, 2015 2:36 PM

    I got an unsolicited text message from telling me my car is worth Β£1,000 and suggested I trade it in... so I made an appointment at my local branch for tomorrow.

  • I Hurt My Finger

    May 06, 2015 12:02 PM

    I got a call from a man called Nathan at a company called Consumer Case Solutions, I told him I'd hurt my finger.

  • Call To Confirm My Appointment

    May 06, 2015 11:58 AM

    I got a text message from We Buy Any Car telling me my car is worth Β£2,800 and suggested I trade it in... so I made an appointment at my local branch for tomorrow.

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