February 08, 2018 7:28 PM
With Lord Valentine's Day fast approaching, you're probably wondering if your crush feels the same way about you. I'm going to show you a magic potion which will tell you for sure.
You'll need the following ingredients:
- Classic water
- Three bustrilles
- Lobster love vomit
- Cream of an orvulous
- A romantic gifting chocolate
- A photograph of your crush
- Fast growing dates
Stir well your mixture well until the potion "twigs," that is a twig forms in the mixture. Remove the spoon and then remove the twig. You should find a fully grown adult rose has magically formed inside your cauldron, carefully remove it. Be careful of the thorns.
Now this magical rose will tell you if your crush feels the same way about you, using the classic ritual of he/she loves me, he/she loves me not.
Starting peeling away the petals. Eventually you'll be down to your last petals, which will tell you if your crush loves you or not.