How To Make A Potion To Summon Santa Claus

December 17, 2015 6:10 PM


Snow is falling and Christmas is near,
There’s plenty of magic this time of year.
But if Santa’s arrival seems too far away,
Then here’s a quick potion to bring him today.

First take out your cauldron and dust off the snow.
Open some brandy and let spirits flow.
Add in a mince pie that’s fresh from the oven.
Drop in a cookie because we know Santa loves ‘em.

We’ll need to add something to draw in his sleigh,
Attracting the reindeers is the easiest way.

Throw in a fresh carrot so orange and bright,
Their healthy diet is the secret of flight.
They’ll need a quick drink to help the along,
With a bowl full of water we can't go wrong.

Then splash some potion under your tree,
And leave a note for Santa to see.
Climb in to bed and shut your eyes tight,
And Santa will visit late that night.

The morning you’ll wake to a well hung stocking,
Full of brand new toys and an iPhone for docking.
A warning, if Rudolf’s carrot fills up his belly,
The naughty reindeer might do a poop on your telly.

Potion Ingredients

  1. Brandy
  2. Mince Pie
  3. Cookie
  4. Carrots
  5. Water

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