How To Summon A Demon The Old Fashioned Way

First you'll need to mark out a pentagram on the floor in chalk, make it as large as possible. Then use rune stones to anchor the compass bearings.

The rune stone of the north symbolise the power of creative imagination, place the stone at the top of the pentagram.

The rune stone of the south symbolises the power of evil, this stone should always be used in the south so that control can be maintained over the evil.

The rune of the east symbolises human intelligence and knowledge, it should be placed on the east-hand-side of your pentagram.

The final rune stone of the left symbolises a sense of direction, it should be placed on the left of the pentagram.

Then place your own personal sacred items in the middle of the pentagram, this can be anything that has value to you such as jewellery or photographs. I'm using a pork pie, a hammer and a rubber glove as these items hold a special significance to me.

Next you'll need to prepare you summoning potion, first pour in some salt water AKA aqua saltèr.

Next you'll need to drop in one pickled treckalow worm. This is a symbian, moloclorium worm commonly found in Western lower areas of the highlands of South Lower Africa and parts of China.

Then add five porten pulses, a bi-intringic culvaine bean, they are a type of the dendred bean (dendrendos vulgaris). They are a small, greenish bean which is similar in size to a timpernail, and has an oval, slightly flattened shape.

Next pour in one serving of craver mill, a psychoactive lyberman resin produced by multi-national pharmaceutical giant Douglas-Smyth Nylon. It's a tri-morrow bormium compound which is designed to attack negatively induced dorken cells in biological organisms.

Stir your potion well and then extract some of the cauldron using a dropper.

Next drip one drop from the dropper so that the drip drops into the centre of the pentagram and then stand well back and watch as your spectre materialises.

Once your halloween party is in full swing there are loads of potential uses for your demon, just a few are listed below.

Why not use your demon as a coat stand, after all it's dead so standing around with coats over it all evening won't kill it.

Put your demon to good use by having it circulate at your party delivering drinks to your guests.

When you wish to return the demon from whence it came, simply sprinkle it with vinegar and it will vanish in an instant.

Your sacred items will be returned to you by post within 14 working days.