Alien Jokes, UFO Puns & Extraterrestrial One-Liners
May 22, 2017 7:03 AM ‐ UFOs
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The funniest and best jokes about aliens, UFOs and flying saucers, guaranteed no jokes about Mars bars or Uranus. Plus extraterrestrial one-liners and the finest space-related puns.
Q: Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
A: Never mind its over your head.
Q: What's E.T. short for?
A: Because he's got little legs.
Q: What is a lightyear?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Q: Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
A: Because they've just had a big launch.
"Is your mother an alien because you're out of this world."
Q: What do aliens prefer to drink?
Q: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Q: What do you call an overweight alien?
A: An extra cholesterol.
Q: What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A: A flying sorcerer.
Q: Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
A: At a parking meteor.
"Two aliens went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes. You see, it had no atmosphere."
Q: How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
A: They trod on his corn.
Q: What do you call an alien with three eyes?
A: An aliiien.
Q: How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
A: You planet.
Q: What do you call an alien spaceship that's leak water?
A: A crying saucer.
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