Ultimate List Of Ghost Jokes & Puns
The perfect list of jokes for any ghost hunter or paranormal lover, including the best ghostly one-liners and supernatural puns.
Q: Why did the police officer let the ghost go?
A: He couldn't pin anything on him.
Q: How do ghosts keep fit?
A: By exorcising regularly.
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert?
A: Booberry pie.
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.
Q: What kind of street do ghosts prefer to live on?
A: A dead end.
Q: What's a ghost's favourite fruit?
Q: What does a ghost do when it gets into a car?
A: Puts on its sheet belt.
Q: What are a ghost's favourite rides at the fair?
A: The rollerghoster.
Q: What room of the house are you least likely to find a ghost in?
A: The living room.
Q: What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A: A poultrygeist.
Q: Why do ghosts hate rain?
A: Because it dampens their spirits.
Q: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
A: It raises their spirits.
Q: Where did the ghost take her baby when she went to work?
A: The day-scare centre.
Q: What's a ghost's favourite dessert?
A: I scream.
Q: Why don't the ghost eat cabbage?
A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it.
Q: Why can't male ghosts have babies?
A: Because they have hollow-weenies.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them.
Q: What's in a ghost's nose?
Q: How do you know when a ghost is sad?
A: It goes boo hoo.
Q: What kind of mistakes do little ghosts make?
Q: What do ghosts call their mum and dad?
A: Their trans-parents.
Q: Why do ghosts and demons get along?
A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
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