How To Make A Unicorn Potion

April 07, 2016 6:10 PM


Have you ever wanted to impress your friends with a pet unicorn?

You can grow your own unicorn in a cauldron.

First add two furlongs of fresh water.

Next you’ll need some corn, not three corns, or even two corns but one corn, a “unicorn."

You’ll want you’re unicorn to be white so add a whitening agent such as McCririck Milk.

Finally add a half a black fruit, it’s also a rich source a garriboldy, essential in the formation of mythical creatures.

Your unicorn will start out pretty small but with a week will grow to a full sized horse thing.

Why the long face? He must be hungry. Hey, I know what to do, feed him some straw, it tastes best when covered in straw-berry syrup.

Potion Ingredients

  1. Corn
  2. McCririck Milk
  3. Black Fruit

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