Once again The Illuminati have invited me to prepare for an initiation ceremony, but in order to get things moving I have to buy some special items.
I spoke to an Illuminati recruitment agent named James White, he and his colleagues use a few different phone numbers, which include +2349067123738, +2349067123738, +2347050480047, +2349050606649, +2347038776921, +2348100720930 and +23408141804288.
James first got in touch by leaving a comment on my website, it included one of these phone numbers, so I sent him a message on WhatsApp and wasted about six hours of his life, time he could have spent scamming other people. His original message said:
JOINING THE ILLUMINATI BRINGS YOU INTO THE LIMELIGHT OF THE WORLD IN WHICH YOU LIVE IN TODAY. YOUR FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES ARE BROUGHT TO AN END. CALL: +2349067123738
We support you both spiritually , financially, physically and materially to ensure you live a comfortable life. It does not matter which part of the world you live in . From the united states down to the most remote part of the earth, we bring you all you want. Being an illiterate or a literate is not a barrier to being a millionaire between today and the next two weeks. You being in this our official website today signifies that it was ordered and arranged by the great lucifer that from now on, you are about to be that real and independent human you have always wished you were. We don’t discriminate if you are white or black.
WhatsApp: +2349067123738 or WhatsApp me on +2349067123738 or send an email to email@example.com for the next up coming initiation.
Higgypop: Hello, is this the Illuminate please?
James White: Yes, how many are help you
Higgypop: you posted on my cat blog about joining your prestigious organisation. I don't know if I am worthy but I would like to apply please.
James White: How do you get my count
James White: I m asking you
Higgypop: Yes, but what does count mean?
James White: I said that do you counting me for help
Higgypop: What???? Why do you keep talking about counting?? What are you trying to say?
James White: Do you really ready to join us here
Higgypop: I don't know, it depends what's involved. I've always wanted to join but I don't know anything about the Illuminati because it is secret.
James White: Ok. No human and no women blood sacrifice
Higgypop: The Illuminati does sacrifice humans!
James White: No human no women blood sacrifice
Higgypop: Yes, the illuminati sacrifice celebrities.
James White: How
Higgypop: Everyone know the Illuminati killed Prince, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, John F. Kennedy, Agatha Christie, Martin Luther King, Jr., and many many more...
Higgypop: My main reason for joining is because I want to help sacrifice celebrities
James White: No it because of their disobedience
Higgypop: But still they were killed. Therefore the Illuminati IS an organisation that kills.
James White: Yes
Higgypop: So why did you say they didn't?
James White: That is why I don't want you to know that it
Higgypop: Why? Everyone knows that.
James White: What is your name. I old are you
Higgypop: Well, why don't you introduce yourself first, that would be polite? My name is Steve Higgins and I am 35 years of oldness.
James White: What is your occupation
Higgypop: I asked you to introduce yourself
James White: We're are you chat from
Higgypop: I'm not going to give all my details to a stranger. What is your name?
James White: My name is James White
Higgypop: Have you read it? It's pretty funny isn't it. I wasn't sure if a real Illuminate member would find it funny or not though?
James White: It ain't funny bruv
Higgypop: It is, it's a comedy book. A spoof book, that's not a REAL Illuminati book.
James White: Hahaha
No, seriously. It's a spoof book. It's available on Amazon
. It is very funny. Anyway, can you help me?
James White: Yes I can that's why I'm here
Higgypop: Where are you from James?
James White: In Nigerian
Higgypop: That makes sense because the Illuminati are all very wealthy. Nigeria is a rich country?
James White: All you need to do now you are to fill in the form first immediately okay
James White: We're are you chat from
James White: MEMBERSHIP FORM
So you want to become a great member of the Illuminati kingdom you have to fill the real Illuminati form and get back to us immediately.
REASON FOR JOINING:__________
Higgypop: Oh I hate forms
James White: I you really ready to fill in the form
James White: You are not my question
Higgypop: What? You're not making sense
COUNTRY: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Wales
PARENTS NAMES: Gary and Simon
SKILLS/TALENTS/SKILLS: What? Why is skills here twice?
MARITAL STATUS: Married, one kid, but that didn't work out so I married an adult.
SPOKEN LANGUAGE: English
PHONE NUMBER: You have it
MONTHLY INCOME: I don't work
REASON FOR JOINING: I want to kill/sacrifice celebrities
James White: Ok
Higgypop: So, how do we get started?
James White: The Illuminati is an elite organization of world leaders, business authorities, and other influential members of this planet. Our collective unites influencers of the world in an unrestrictive and private domain, free of political, religious, and geographical boundaries to further the prosperity of the human species as a whole.
James White: Have u go true it
James White: Ok
James White: Illuminati the abundance of valuable resources or valuable material possessions. This includes:
Long-term prosperity. Be extradinary from the rest.
Fame - Join us and become internationally recognized.
Power - Illuminati is one of the most powerful families.
Money - Join us today and kick out your financial problems.
Higgypop: Are you internationally recognised then?
James White: Make sure you are going true it okay
Higgypop: What do you mean by true? I am always honest if that's what you mean.
James White: Not really just want to know
Higgypop: OK, well everything I have said is true
James White: OK
James White: I want you to trust me and take my words so that you can achieve your dreams of becoming a millionaire and billionaire okay... I will do everything possible for you to be a member of the great Illuminati organization okay
Higgypop: Millionaire AND billionaire? That would be like a billion-millionaire!
James White: You'll have to send us a scanned or attached copy of your identity card so that we will have an idea of the person we are dealing with considering the above conditions of this organization, if they are acceptable to you, you are advice to give me a quick response.
Higgypop: OK, I am just on my way home. I will take the photo of my driving license when I am there in about 7 minutes
James White: Okay, be fast so we can go folder
Higgypop: Folder? What do you mean?
James White: I mean u should be fast to send it
Higgypop: Oh, why did you say FOLDER then?
James White: It was the key board mistake
James White: Are u sending it
Higgypop: I already have, idiot
James White: Okay
TERMS AND CONDITION OF THE ILLUMINATI
In accordance to the supreme leader of the elite. You are expected to agree to the following
1. Keep our relationship a secret
2. Pay your regular dues every year
3. Help other members in any way you can
4. Fight to keep the society in peace and order
5. Go through all the process of joining the elite
6. Obey our rules and regulations
If you agree to the above. You are advise to say a YES or NO so as to know if we can proceed. NOTE that you are not force to join us it is on your decision
Signed by: MR JAMES
Higgypop: That is mostly fine but I have a couple of questions. It says signed Mr James.... your name is Mr White isn't it?
James White: That's the name of the grand master PA
Higgypop: And what does KingsleeKwebelem mean? Sorry, I'm new to all of this.
James White: That's the place where ur initiation we be don
Higgypop: What? That's not a place?!?
James White: That's the name of the house
Higgypop: Where is it?
James White: At california
Higgypop: Oh OK great, that's not too far from me. I'll look it up on the Google Mapping system and see.
Higgypop: What are the regular dues?
James White: To re-new ur initiation
Higgypop: So how frequent are these payments and how much are they?
James White: I need to earn your trust..without trust we can't go far. I want to let you know that I have helped a lot of people and I know you won't be the last
Higgypop: OK, but still I need to know these details. I might not be able to afford to make the regular payments.
James White: Know
Higgypop: Know what? What do I know?
James White: To be a full member of the Illuminati, you are to get some items which will beside for your initiation
Higgypop: Yes, but I need to know about these regular dues. Please can you explain, I don't know if I'll be able to afford it.
James White: Okay, i want you to know the initiation items which will be use to initiate you
Higgypop: Wait! I want to know about the regular dues. There's no point carrying on if I can't afford the regular dues. I need to know how much I have to pay and how often.
James White: The regular dues is like a firm if offering to lord baphoment
Higgypop: No, regular dues means regular payments. Don't you understand your own rules?
James White: Pay your dues regularly that is the law not regular due
Higgypop: Yes.... I NEED to know how much the dues are and how regularly. Are you new?
James White: Do you even know the amount of the dues
Higgypop: That's what I'm asking!!!!! I've asked about twenty times how much the dues are and how often I have to pay.
James White: 100$
Higgypop: $100. OK, good. How often?
James White: Any time you go to the temple
Higgypop: No, that wouldn't be what REGULAR means. Go away and check.
James White: Don't understand
Higgypop: I want you to check with your masters how often the REGULAR $100 needs to be paid. REGULAR DUES are paid usually either yearly, monthly, weekly. I need to know how often I have to pay $100.
James White: OK let me ask him
Higgypop: Thank you
James White: OK, the grand master seld that is muothly
Higgypop: Monthly? OK great thanks, so you are not a member then?
James White: Who told you that
Higgypop: Well you obviously don't pay regular dues and that is rule number two.
Higgypop: Hang on!! THE GRAND MASTER IS WRONG!!! I've just noticed, the rules say "2. Pay your regular dues every year" YEARLY! Not monthly!
James White: Are u trying to say am not real agent or what
Higgypop: Well, explain to me why YOU didn't know it was yearly. It says YEARLY in the rules YOU sent me, I just didn't notice but you should KNOW.
James White: Not yearly OK are you to tell me the rules
Higgypop: YOU said yearly! Not me. I know the rules better than you. You didn't even know what REGULAR DUES meant, let alone how often they had to be paid and when you asked your grand master he GOT IT WRONG
James White: It's a mistake from key board I told you before
Higgypop: So is it monthly or yearly?
James White: Monthly I seld
Higgypop: Yes you did say but you also said that REGULAR meant you pay it whenever you go to the temple... which is COMPLETELY WRONG. So I need to check in case you make any more mistakes.
Higgypop: $100 a month is fine. So, what's next?
James White: For you to join the great Illuminati you will have to be initiated and for your initiation to take place there are some certain items you Will need to purchase :
3 Illuminati Saint
4 Illuminati Oil
5 Mustard Seed
6 A lamb
7. A big Native Goat to replace human Blood
9. White cowries
10. Native chalk
12. Red kola with five face
13. Eagle's Heart to represent bravery
All together is $4500
Higgypop: $4500 is fine for the initiation, that's not too much.
James White: Know not much
Higgypop: Know what? You don't know much? Or I don't know much?
James White: I said it's not much
Higgypop: No, it's not
James White: Can you get the items
Higgypop: Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem. There's an occult store near me and three of my friends are in the Illuminate. When do I need it by?
James White: Can u get them all
Higgypop: Yeah, I don't see why not. A lamb and goat, easy... my family run a farm.
Higgypop: Edin, ogriigon, eboriwo and trunk I should be able to get from the occult store, it's only about two miles away.
Higgypop: Illuminati Saint and oil, I don't know what that is but my friends can get that for me.
Higgypop: Mustard seed, native chalk and white cowries are obviously easy to get, just in the supermarket.
James White: Y did u not tell ur friend to initiate u
Higgypop: Well because you are not allowed to invite a friend or family member, they must get in on their own merit. You should know this.
James White: Who told u that
Higgypop: I can't tell you his name obviously. Sorry, I know I'm not supposed to know but he told me when he was drunk. It seems like I know more about the rules than you!
James White: U are lieing right
Higgypop: What? That's what my friend said
James White: Send me ur friend number
Higgypop: No, he'll get in trouble for telling me the secrets
James White: Am a member right so u can not tell me my rules okay
Higgypop: No, you should know I can't tell that
James White: U are not really
Higgypop: I can't give you his number, sorry
Higgypop: Anyway, forget that sir, when do I need these items by?
James White: By tomorrow
Higgypop: OK that's fine
James White: How are you going to get it
Higgypop: Well like I said, it's all pretty easy to get. I just asked my friend about Illuminati Saint and oil...