How To Become Invincible

As it's Halloween, instead of my usual cauldron, I'm going to brew this potion in a pumpkin by candle light.

First of all, pour in one bottle of cursed water. My water was cursed by the deceased evil monster, Richard Hillman.

Next add in a whole death worm, this come pickled in worm juice and make a delicious snack.

Next add in three segments from a fresh blood orange.

Finally sprinkle in some powdered unicorn hoof from the foot of a unicorn. You can either grind this yourself or buy it pre-ground.

Then, as always, stir well your mixture well and serve some of your concoction in a glass. Drink the whole glass of potion to start your transformation. The sensation is very painful, but this is the last time you'll ever feel pain.

You'll then need to activate the spell by holding aloft your magic wand and saying the magic words, "I have the power."

Once the spell is complete, you'll become invincible, you won't feel pain no matter what happens to you. You could be hit by a bus, stuck in the midst of a tornado, caught in a fiery explosion, and even withstand a nuclear blast. Not only that, but you won't be effected by dark magic like the killing curse, and you can even drink deadly poison without it doing you any harm.