Get Smarter With A Brain Power Potion

September 03, 2017 6:00 AM ‐ Potions

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Are you struggling with your homework, tax return or just counting the math? This potion will help you become more brainier just like me.

1. Brine

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First set you cauldron on a flat surface and pour in about five meters of brine. The easiest way to do this is to tilt the bottle slightly until the liquid comes out.

2. Pulp Red Currents

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Next pulp some fresh red currents using a pestle and mortar. Mush them up until you have a thick red jam-like paste. You can either do this yourself, or have your slave or housekeeper do it for you.

3. Add The Red Currents

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Lovingly scoop all of the pulp into your cauldron.

4. Female Carticus' Brain Stem

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Then you'll need the brain stem from a female carticus. This stage can be a little bit messy but the brain stem is a vital ingredient in this recipe.

5. Jamsome Liquid

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Next add a bottle of jamsome liquid. Be careful not to get any jamsome on your hands as it can turn your skin into scales.

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If you do form scales, the best way to get rid of them is by using an industrial descaler such as Sanitex 101.

6. Black Carrot

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Everyone knows that carrots help you see in the dark, well black carrots help you think real hard. Drop one black carrot into your cauldron.

7. Heat & Serve

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Stir your mixture well, then heat it for about an hour before serving it up in a cup, and then take a sip or two.

End Of Topic Test

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In order to tell whether the potion worked or not, you can test yourself using this tough quizlet...

1. What is the capital of Australia?

2. What is the only man made structure you can see from space?

3. What should you never do to a sleepwalker?


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