Pisces: Astrological Traits
In astrology pisces is one the zodiac sign, let's take a look at some of the astrological traits of this star sign.
Piscean are the wettest of all astrological breeds of human. They’re constantly drip drip dripping water from their soggy, piscean heads. No wonder pisceans are so stupid, there’s no room for any intelligent thought in their waterlogged, fishy skulls.
Pisceans are known for their ability to breath underwater, play the trombone and usually have excellent twerking skills.
As well as having a constant craving for prawn cocktail crisps, pisceans consume around 40 tons of raw cockles and muscles a year. In fact pisceans are single-handedly response for the biggest mollusc genocide in earth’s history.
Famous pisceans including, Papa Smurf, the Blaire Witch and Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
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