I Got A Bite From A Radioactive Spider

May 15, 2015 1:13 PM

Speed in Manchester called for the third time this week so I asked if I could get compensation for a radioactive spider bite I was unfortunate to receive.

Keeley at Speedy has started calling me almost daily to find out what my latest accident or injury is, she chats for a bit and then just rudely hangs up.

Today she called about my accident which I sustained at a public science fair when I was bitten by a radioactive spider. The spider had been irradiated by a particle beam accidentally.

Keeley picked the right time to phone because there has been quite a few side effect as a result of the bite, such as super-human strength.

Unfortunately though, it's not possible to claim off of a spider.

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